WELCOME!

Chances are, you were redirected here after checking if the url "daveandbustersshots.org" was actually registered. Alternatively, you were Joey and/or Andrew, and wanted to see if I actually came through with my promise. Well, here you are! And I may or may not have staked out this domain for the next twelve months after a series of absolutely awful decisions. So here's what's going to happen. Not only is this being used as the world's most expensive joke of mid-tier returns (it is a .org domain, although sober me can deal with the costs of registering that), but it's being used as an academic repotoire of useless measurements. As such, the citation "one Dave & Buster's Shot", etc, can be used as official units of measurements now, because apparently drunk me is that petty. So here is the official units of measurment, according to Dave & Buster's Shots Dot Org:

UNITS RECOGNIZED BY THE INTERNATIONAL CONSORTIUM OF USELESS MEASUREMENTS:

"DAVE & BUSTER'S SHOT"

ABV "DABS"; eq 0.03 ml; PEx: "13 DABS of Ethanol is what it took to register this Organization"